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Anal play with a cucumber gets humiliating.

Christine and I were at the supermarket the other day picking up a few things for the weekend. It was late in the evening. As we shopped the produce aisle I immediately remembered the conversation we were having last week comparing the size of a man’s cock to that of a cucumber. Christine was always intrigued at the idea of what it might be like having such a huge hard thing like that in her. The conversation that day progressed to the point of me suggesting the idea of using it in her ass. Christine loves anal sex and I imagined what it would be like seeing her cute rear end getting something that big. Just the thought of it made me nuts. I could only fantasize how wide her asshole would have to stretch to accommodate anything so big.

She gets horny watching kinky video.

It was approaching our 6th month anniversary and I wanted to do something special for you. After the 2 years of waiting for me to move and the very few times we had managed to really be together during those 2 years, the last 6 months had been like heaven. I had found in you the love of my life. We had a wonderful and imaginative sex life, but there were several fantasies that we had discussed that we had not been able to explore, maybe I could give you one of them. I knew exactly which one you craved the most and that is the one that I wanted to give to you. I felt myself getting excited as I sat on the couch. I could feel the wetness seeping out of my slick shaved pussy lips. I looked at the clock and saw that I had a couple of hours before the girls would be home from school. I got up and quickly pulled my tee shirt off letting my big titties spill out. I liked them much better since I had gotten them fixed. I ran my hands over them…pinching hard at my nipples feeling the firmness they lacked before and loving the new size of them. It wasn”t a drastic difference going from a C-cup to a D-cup but one that you and I both appreciated. I continued to pinch and pull on my extended nipples making them harder and causing a shooting sensation to run through my body…reaching my already wet pussy. A loud moan escaped my lips.

Vic enjoys nature with Sylvia.

“Note to the Reader: Mother Nature is a sexual goddess, isn’t she?

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“What the hell is that?” I asked Sylvia as she came in the door holding a bundle of twigs.

She looked at me like I was a moron and retorted “They are pussy willows. Haven’t you ever seen pussy willows before?”

“Well, yes, I’ve seen pussy willows before. But why did you bring them home?” I looked a bit disdainfully at the woody things in her arms.

She gave me an encore of the ‘you’re a moron’ look. “Pussy willows are a rite of passage between winter and spring. Doesn’t it make you happy to know that when you see the pussy willows you know that spring is just around the corner?” She looked quite content as she bustled off to put the twigs into a vase.

Diane writes erotically about masturbation.

I’m going to take a little nap after I finish this letter, so I’m going to write about masturbation. I love to do it, and I think I’ll enjoy telling you about it.

When I finish the letter, I’m going to have a shower, then go to bed for a nap. I’ll have my vibie, and I’ll play with myself. I hope you don’t mind the subject. I feel I can tell you “anything” (and God knows I have), so I want to tell you about how I play with myself. There’s no train of thought here, so don’t look for any flow of ideas. It’s like masturbation, I’m going to play with myself verbally.

New apartment, incredible new possibilities.

“Joshua and I have been together for well over a year now, and today we moved into our first apartment as a couple. We’re nervous, unsure of where this will lead us, but thrilled to live under the same roof, no longer subject to the constant travel between his apartment and mine. With big hopes for the future dancing in my head, and my mind on what this meant for our relationship emotionally, it had never occurred to me what it might have in store for us in other realms. When you’ve been together for a while, no matter how much you love each other, no matter how great the sex is, there comes a time when the passion mellows. If the relationship is strong and healthy, you barely notice this ebb. And you never see it coming when the passion you knew comes flooding back. “

Girl on Girl Voyeurism with a twist.

She had my attention from the moment I walked into the room. Her pale face dominated by wide, dark eyes; tumbled blonde hair muted by the shadows yet still glowing with its own light. She appeared mysterious and strange. I walked toward her as she moved toward me until face to face we stood watching each other.

On her face was a curious blend of emotions: stifled anticipation and excitement overshadowed by hints of melancholy. Her smile was hesitant, almost shy, but flirting around the corners of her mouth was a sensual heat impossible to deny.

Have you ever met a talking vibrator?

Hello, I’m Mr. Stinky. I’m your vibrator.

Now I am sure you are a bit shocked by receiving a communication from your sex toy. I know I have never contacted you before but lately you seem to have forgotten me. You have stuck me in your sock drawer, hidden amongst the heavy woolen ones you never wear except when it snows. I know you think that I am safe here, that no one will find me. Who do you think you are fooling? Everyone knows where I am, including your mother!

Sometimes when you are in an especially secretive mood, you wrap me in a pair of socks. Oh, that works. Sure socks are lumpy and hard when left in a drawer. You fooled me….not!

Casey shows Nikki what peep shows are for.

I strode into the store with the confidence I wish I’d had the first time and headed straight for the lighted case of vibrators and dildos. I had seen Casey in the back of the store and avoided her eyes, wanting her to come to me so I lingered over the sleek toys, my mouth nearly watering over the possibilities that lay within.

“Back so soon?”

I shrugged, still avoiding her glare. “I wanted to buy something for a friend.”

Casey smiled and stepped behind the case, sliding the door aside. “Tell me about her.”

Redhead and husband enjoy first use of a Rabbit Vibe.

I guess this would be the sequel to “Red’s Foray with Her First Toy” but you don’t have to read that one to know what’s going on. I’ll simply tell you, that story was about my experience with my first clit massager/vibrating toy. It was a fun one. This story is about the day after that.

I had purchased a vibe online and was somewhat patiently awaiting its arrival. The FedEx tracking number claimed it would be at my house on a certain day and when that day arrived, I was anxious. However, life wouldn’t wait and so I had to leave the house with the family in tow. We were gone for several hours.

Pete catches his housemate with his cucumber.

Pete could not believe his eyes. There she was. Beautiful Kate, gorgeous Kate, Kate his horny housemate, laid out on her bed, completely stark naked and masturbating.

Her eyes were closed, her mouth, with her full, luscious lips, gasping in pleasure. Her pretty face, framed by her blonde hair, splayed out across her pillow, was a picture of sexual excitement.

Pete’s eyes travelled on down the body that he had often watched from the corner of his eye, the body he had dreamed of seeing like this, and now finally was. Recently returned from a holiday, Kate’s skin was a wonderful golden colour. He thought she had joked when she’s talked about nudist beaches, but clearly she had gone all out for an allover tan. Her breasts, those great, big, beautiful (36D, he’d discovered while glancing at one of her bra’s on the drying rack once) breasts were quivering, the large, nipples swollen and pointing hard at the ceiling.